Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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