Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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