My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i drank out of a bidet.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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