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Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
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