i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
