So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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