She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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