i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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