shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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