I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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