we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Randomize
