playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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