Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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