Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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