Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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