what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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