I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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