using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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