so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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