Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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