This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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