I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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