hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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