butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Randomize