We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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