Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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