what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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