I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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