she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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