I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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