he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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