I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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