honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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