Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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