it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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