i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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