Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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