I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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