I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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