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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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