Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
false alarm. still invincible.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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