She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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