Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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