My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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