ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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