I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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