your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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