We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I can't put those talents on a resume
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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