eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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