hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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