Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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