I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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