That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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