and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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