my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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